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You can guess what this is ;)
authorPaul Mutton <pjm2@i-scream.org>
Sat, 20 Jan 2001 12:47:12 +0000 (12:47 +0000)
committerPaul Mutton <pjm2@i-scream.org>
Sat, 20 Jan 2001 12:47:12 +0000 (12:47 +0000)
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+<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
+
+<!--
+    quotes.shtml
+    Created by pjm2 20/01/2001
+    Last edited 20/01/2001
+-->
+
+<html>
+<head>
+ <title>Memorable Project Quotes</title>
+ <!-- do not meta tag this page -->
+</head>
+
+<body bgcolor="#ffffff" link="#0000ff" alink="#3333cc" vlink="#3333cc" text="#000066">
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2">
+ <tr>
+  <td align="top">
+<!--#include virtual="left.inc" -->
+  </td>
+  <td valign="top">
+<!--#include virtual="title.inc" -->
+
+
+<h3>Memorable Project Quotes</h3>
+
+<p>
+These are all genuine quotes that came about during our time
+developing the i-scream server, hosts, clients and reporting
+system.
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Tim</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;I'm not going to draw on the board with some fizzy jerks.&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Tim</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;It's just programming, innit?&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Paul</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Let's sell one sock... Quality.&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Tim</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Break my hand... arghhh.&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>AJ</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;But we haven't got any children yet...&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Tim</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Do you like my gender?&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Paul</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Do away with the vowels, damnit.  Oh, it's got a 'u' in it, hasn't it...&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Tim</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Long is, in fact, long long.&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Paul</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;And the fish do their little funky shit.&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Tim</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Bloody hell, what are your feet doing over here?!&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Paul</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;There's an 'L' in XML, isn't there?&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>AJ</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Yeah, we're not paying anything for it, either... we just pay them once a month.&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Ash</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Do you want some tissues now?&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<!--#include virtual="bottom.inc" -->
+  </td>
+ </tr>
+</table>
+
+</body>
+
+</html>
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diff --git a/www/quotes.shtml b/www/quotes.shtml
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+<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
+
+<!--
+    quotes.shtml
+    Created by pjm2 20/01/2001
+    Last edited 20/01/2001
+-->
+
+<html>
+<head>
+ <title>Memorable Project Quotes</title>
+ <!-- do not meta tag this page -->
+</head>
+
+<body bgcolor="#ffffff" link="#0000ff" alink="#3333cc" vlink="#3333cc" text="#000066">
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2">
+ <tr>
+  <td align="top">
+<!--#include virtual="left.inc" -->
+  </td>
+  <td valign="top">
+<!--#include virtual="title.inc" -->
+
+
+<h3>Memorable Project Quotes</h3>
+
+<p>
+These are all genuine quotes that came about during our time
+developing the i-scream server, hosts, clients and reporting
+system.
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Tim</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;I'm not going to draw on the board with some fizzy jerks.&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Tim</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;It's just programming, innit?&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Paul</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Let's sell one sock... Quality.&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Tim</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Break my hand... arghhh.&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>AJ</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;But we haven't got any children yet...&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Tim</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Do you like my gender?&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Paul</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Do away with the vowels, damnit.  Oh, it's got a 'u' in it, hasn't it...&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Tim</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Long is, in fact, long long.&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Paul</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;And the fish do their little funky shit.&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Tim</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Bloody hell, what are your feet doing over here?!&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Paul</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;There's an 'L' in XML, isn't there?&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>AJ</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Yeah, we're not paying anything for it, either... we just pay them once a month.&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Ash</b>
+  <blockquote>
+  <i>&quot;Do you want some tissues now?&quot;</i>
+  </blockquote>
+<p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<!--#include virtual="bottom.inc" -->
+  </td>
+ </tr>
+</table>
+
+</body>
+
+</html>
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