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26 <h3>Memorable Project Quotes</h3>
29 These are all genuine quotes that came about during our time
30 developing the i-scream server, hosts, clients and reporting
39 <i>"I'm gonna be raptor! grr!"</i>
47 <i>"I'm not going to draw on the board with some fizzy jerks."</i>
55 <i>"It's just programming, innit?"</i>
63 <i>"Let's sell one sock... Quality."</i>
71 <i>"Break my hand... arghhh."</i>
79 <i>"But we haven't got any children yet..."</i>
87 <i>"Do you like my gender?"</i>
95 <i>"Do away with the vowels, damnit. Oh, it's got a 'u' in it, hasn't it..."</i>
103 <i>"Long is, in fact, long long."</i>
111 <i>"And the fish do their little funky shit."</i>
119 <i>"Bloody hell, what are your feet doing over here?!"</i>
127 <i>"There's an 'L' in XML, isn't there?"</i>
135 <i>"Yeah, we're not paying anything for it, either... we just pay them once a month."</i>
143 <i>"Do you want some tissues now?"</i>
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