Memorable Project Quotes

These are all genuine quotes that came about during our time developing the i-scream server, hosts, clients and reporting system.

AJ doc'ing and taking the i-scream pun too far

"An i-scream client connects to the i-scream and ...."

AJ

"I'm gonna be raptor! grr!"

Tim

"I'm not going to draw on the board with some fizzy jerks."

Tim

"It's just programming, innit?"

Paul

"Let's sell one sock... Quality."

Tim

"Break my hand... arghhh."

AJ

"But we haven't got any children yet..."

Tim

"Do you like my gender?"

Paul

"Do away with the vowels, damnit. Oh, it's got a 'u' in it, hasn't it..."

Tim

"Long is, in fact, long long."

Paul

"And the fish do their little funky shit."

Tim

"Bloody hell, what are your feet doing over here?!"

Paul

"There's an 'L' in XML, isn't there?"

AJ

"Yeah, we're not paying anything for it, either... we just pay them once a month."

Ash

"Do you want some tissues now?"